A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2007-07-10 15:11:27 · 9 answers · asked by abster_x0x 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i found the joke on google i googled blonde jokes so thats how i found it. soz to all those blondes out there hope u don't get offended by that joke
2007-07-11 15:09:17 · update #1
ave read it already on a site and its funny lol.
2007-07-10 15:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by channy not fanny 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before.....I have a friend who tries to find jokes that I have not heard.....it happens once in a while but not very often......I know a s load of jokes.....:D
2007-07-10 15:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by bernman101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-10 15:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny. Here is a star.
2007-07-10 17:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. Where did you find that joke?
2007-07-11 07:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHHE!!! hey, imma blonde. :x but it's quite funny
2007-07-10 15:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS REALLY OLD AND LAME. NO STARS FOR YOU...
2007-07-14 12:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by R.AAA 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*is that a star?http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ipfw.edu/dcs/Star%26swirls.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.ipfw.edu/dcs/award.shtml&h=1803&w=2040&sz=283&hl=en&start=2&sig2=v_7fC3GgX8KcIX5MualEXA&um=1&tbnid=YZIUVZqThoVq0M:&tbnh=133&tbnw=150&ei=NT2URqWSA5-SeISW6Fc&p
2007-07-10 15:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaooo
luv it
2007-07-10 15:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by babyv410 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋