Once in office he vows to send all trolls to the moon, and make bran muffins our national symbol. Hail to the chief! And don't get him nervous because he expels gas.
2007-07-10 15:07:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
americanhero_aa - It Uncle Wayne, not John Wayne. lol
2007-07-10 15:16:12 · update #1
I vote Father K for vice president.
2007-07-10 15:17:18 · update #2
I vote Father K for vice president.
2007-07-10 15:17:28 · update #3
When I joined R/S I saw what I thought were pseudo-intellectuals venting their spleens on each other. I posed a few IQ questions and was pleasantly surprised by the high intellect of most members of this group. (I really didn't care about your religion or non-religion.)
I soon stopped asking IQ questions, and started asking emotional and rather personal questions.( I have hidden my personal belief system until recently.) I didn't want to offend anyone by stating my beliefs. I just was wondering how many of you were going to be in Heaven after your stay here on Earth; Regardless of whether you believed in Heaven, and even though you may not have accepted any organized religion's definition of God.
My belief system is so different than the norm (any norm) that there is no Religion or Church that believes the way I do. At this writing, I am still reluctant to get down to the nitty gritty in regards to my beliefs. (I am 64 years old, well healed in regards to money, and I have no desire to build a church empire.)
I will not bore you with my rather strange reasons for my belief, or try to prove it is the answer.
I am sometimes Called a Red-letter Christian. I study only the words of Jesus as contextual interpreted by my loving heart. I am suspicious of most other Bible verses. I believe that Jesus offered us about 30 different ways of going to Heaven. (I believe any one of these will qualify you for Heaven.) Paul and Most Christian Churches teach that there is only one way to get to Heaven.
I also believe that many other people/messengers have brought ways of getting to Heaven which were similar to Jesus' 30 ways:
1. Gandhi 2. Siddhartha Buddha, 3. Confucius 4. Mohammad (during his early years) 5. Your sweet Grandmothers and my sweet Grandmothers, 6. And many harmony-loving folks from the Amazon Rain Forest to the Gobi Desert.
Do I believe the Church Christians way will get them to Heaven? Yes I do. But that is only one of 30 ways that Jesus contextually taught.
Why am I happy? Cause I have read your responses to my emotional, and fun loving questions, and I have concluded that most if not all R/S regulars qualify for at least one of Jesus' teachings , and consequently will go to Heaven.
The proof is in your hearts.
(Dear Yummy, thank you for you kind and funny words. Do you think it would be okay if I (later) posted the above expression of my love?)
2007-07-10 16:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Wayne 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
When you vote, you are voting for electors. Those electors whose candidate gets the most votes then gets to vote for the President. For the most part, they vote for the candidate they were elected to vote for, although there have been rare exceptions. Most states have a winner-take-all system, so whoever gets the majority of votes in that state gets all the electoral votes. So, you're voting to give your state electors to the candidate.
2016-05-19 00:40:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The great Uncle Wayne is the best candidate.
Take my vote (and the star).
2007-07-10 15:30:15 · answer #3 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uncle Wayne and Father K? Now that's a winning ticket! I wonder if Pangel will be appointed secretary of state?
2007-07-10 15:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by Clare † 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why not! I doubt if a monkey could screw it up any worse than anyone else that has taken office.
But if Uncle Wayne becomes president, who will be Vice president????
2007-07-10 15:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Searcher 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He gets my vote only if he makes me ambassador to Starbucks!
2007-07-10 15:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'll vote him as the official psychiatrist...he asks too many personal questions
2007-07-10 15:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, John Wayne is no longer with us.
2007-07-10 15:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by americanhero_aa 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
President of what?
2007-07-10 15:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That depends, who's his running mate?
2007-07-10 15:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by beano™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋