An older lady goes to the doctor for her regular checkup.
She sees the same doctor every time.
The doctor has her disrobe and sit on the table in the office.
While doing his checkup the doctor has the lady
spread her leggs. The doctor smiles and says "my Mrs Johnson you look sparkley today".
Not thinking much about it at the time she says thank you.
Later, on the way home she thinks about the comment and
starts getting upset. She works herself into a frenzy until
she can`t stand it anymore.
She calls her Daughther and explains in detail what the
doctor said to her.The Daughter trying to be compassionate
askes her Mom what she did before she went to the doctors
office. The Mother explains in detail about how she cleaned up and used some good smeling perfume she picked up at her daughters house. The Daughter pausing for a moment,
started laughing hysterically and said she wondered where
her daughters Glitter went that was in the medicine cabinet.
2007-07-10 14:54:20 · 3 answers · asked by Milk Man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles