The teacher reaches up to erase something off the chalk board and one of the boy students lets out a giggle. She turns around, "And what is so funny?" The little boy replies, "Well, I just saw one of your garters." Infuriated and embarrassed, "Leave my classroom now and I don't won't to see you for 3 days!" She turns back around to the chalk board. Another student giggles. Again she ask what is so funny, this one saw her other garter. "Leave my classroom and I don't won't to see you for 3 weeks!" The teacher drops the eraser and as she bends over to pick it up little Johnny bust out laughing. The teacher stands up and turns around and notices little Johnny heading out the door. "And just where do you think you are going?" Little Johnny replies, "Well Mam, from what I Just saw I believe my school days are over."
2007-07-10
14:28:48
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