2007-07-10 14:04:37 · 11 answers · asked by I♥Ryan Sheckler :] 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
OUR LAWN!!!! this is really funny.
me and my boyfriend was caught in a 2 hour traffic. i keep controlling it the whole time. finally we get to our village gates but unluckily its still traffic!!!! beacuse of all the checking for non-residents. i really had to go but i dont wanna pee in my pants so i decided to get out of the car and had to run home only to realize that i left my house key in the car!!!! (stupidly unlucky) i couldnt hold it anymore so i hesitantly showered it on my bermuda (waaaah! grosss!!!) just like my dog usually do. (good thing we have walls and gates to cover me) my boyfriend wouldn stop laughin about it..
2007-07-10 15:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was in the 3rd grade I spent the night with a friend and she would not pee in the bathroom, she went in the corners of her room. When I needed to go it was dark and down stairs and she insisted that I do the same. She said he will get you if you go down there, so I did. I felt horrible about it and still cringe from thinking back on it. Now that I am an adult, I can tell from all the signs that I witnessed that she must have been molested. Sorry, you asked the question, so I took the chance to purge this from my mind.
2007-07-10 21:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was a kid I peed in a fruit jar in the back seat of the car while going down the highway cause there weren't as many places to stop back then.
2007-07-10 21:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by Aunt Doobie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gross- but funny. This is just plain and simple EVIL
It was Texas in August about 100+ degrees in the shade.
I peed in my former "best" girlfriend's back seat floor board, while she was driving me home.
I told her I bad menses cramps (a lie), would she PLEASE take me home in her new Yellow Mustang, with a black interior....... I laid down in the back seat for the ride home.
I asked her to go into the store for a minute for me, to get me some Midol for cramps. Then got up and peed on her floor.
I put her gym bag over it, took a cap off a water bottle and laid it next to it and stepped down on it and got out.
I just found out she was "sleeping with my boyfriend" and I took a lot of vitamins that morning and knew what I was doing the whole time. I had a skirt ON with no underwear. It was perfect. It ruined her car and her gym clothes she wore that night, when I saw her at the gyn "we" both worked at.
At the gym that night, I asked why she smelled like "piss" and she was very upset by it, she thought it was her own sweat.
GROSS huh?
I never told anyone- since I didn't want her to know about the car....it took months to get that smell out.
Piss on me- I piss on you. Literally.
2007-07-10 21:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Denise W 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
behind one of those bushes found in parking lots. The ones that were put right in the middle. I was drunk, it was like 3 in the morning. And there wasn't any stores open. I had a friend look out for me just in case a car came, I lasted like 2 seconds and pulled up my pants. lol. drunken fun. PEace and LOVE
2007-07-10 21:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was in Downtown Cincinnati-- after hours of searching finally found a Ponderosa on a good side. Decided to go in the parking lot I was about to pop....couldn't hold anymore
2007-07-10 21:28:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just last week i was in the wal mart parking lot and had to pee so bad that i got in the back seat of my car and peed in my toddler's potty chair and dumped the pee out and we went shopping!
2007-07-10 21:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by Sand'N'Sable 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In an alley with my best friend after a horrible party... memories!
2007-07-10 21:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time I peed in a big syringe so I could put some urine in a balloon.........I really dont feel comfortable telling you why, just rest assured that it was hilarious!!!
2007-07-10 21:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cow Pasture...bonfire...had to go!
2007-07-10 22:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by rayneyblu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋