Who Cooks the best CHEESEBURGER, A*T*H*I*E*S*T*z, J$E$W$s, M^O^S^L^E^M^S, P~A~G~A~N~S, C|H|R|I|S|T|I|A|N|S?

Question

Another very interesting and provocative Bruce Aurora question.

Answer 1

Being a Pagan, I would choose a Orthodox Jewish Rabbi to cook the beef as I would know it is pure. Then I would have a Wisconsin Mennonite slip me some cheese.
In this way I could be sure of having neither pork or mold in my sandwich.
The bread would have to come from some Czechoslovakian Catholic bakers just off highway 35 in Texas.

I've had too many protestant hamburgers at church socials that tasted of oatmeal and had translucent cheese slices, to trust them with my taste buds.

Answer 2

I was going to answer but then I saw this:

"Another very interesting and provocative Bruce Aurora question."

Loser.

Answer 3

Other than I am Pagan and cook a great burger over an open fire on a grate - thick, juicy, seared just right - from some of the answers it should be pointed out that burgers are made from beef not pork and if that beef (and cheese) was Kosher or Halel then both Muslims and Jews could partake of it.

Answer 4

I'd feel safer eating a burger that was cooked by an atheist... we know enough science to be aware of e.coli.

Answer 5

Whatever religion Wolfgang Puck is.

Answer 6

I have to admit, I laughed at the dollar signs embedded in Jews. Now I feel bad.

Answer 7

Little green men from Zetox.

Answer 8

Not Jews; cheeseburgers are not kosher.

Answer 9

Have no Idea, but Muslims are the funniest when they try to cook pork... The body armor involved..., forget about it!

Answer 10

i think its more interesting that you actually took 15 minutes of your day to write that post...