'Cause she ain't real? ... Would you not react in any way if I told you I worship Mother Goose? ... How about gnomes? ... Bigfoot? ... Donald Duck? ... The FSM? ... Luck? ... Ra? ... Each and Every One of These? ... Simultaneously?
2007-07-10 11:32:55
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know why they would frown, they should be laughing their asses off. YOU are a christian in denial. Satan is a CHRISTIAN deity (that doesn't really exist). They own him exclusively. So you're just a dark christian at the end of the day, but still very much a christian nonetheless. You just as well worship Santa. So what are you - about 15 and you listen to all of these black metal wannabes writing songs about things they don't even have a clue about.
2007-07-10 12:07:41
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answered by Anonymous
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The vast majority of the world, particularly in the West, has been raised to believe that anything to do with Satan is utter evil. Christianity in particular has blinded people to the fact, documented in the Bible, that Satan exists because God allows him to exist. He's needed just as dark is needed to define light.
2007-07-10 11:43:14
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answered by Anonymous
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probably b/c satan is a liar and the father of it And it would probably stink pretty bad to serve him all ur life and then when u get to hell all those "promises" he made were really lies.
People just love ur soul and don't want to see u make an eternal mistake. I pray that God would meet u in a very real way and show u His Light, like Paul on the road to Damascus in the name of Jesus, Amen.
2007-07-10 11:39:44
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answered by actstwo17 3
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They're not actually frowning. In fact they are stifling laughter. They think you're retarded. Everyone knows Oprah is Satan and that's like saying "I worship Oprah!"
2007-07-10 11:52:17
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answered by Anonymous
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I guess people don't like the way Satan look. Come on, two horn with one tail and a red skin.
2007-07-10 11:34:52
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answered by Near of DN 4
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Nobody said there's anything wrong with it. God has given us free will to choose what we want in life.
Can I ask why you do worship him? What's the philosophy of his teaching?
2007-07-10 11:37:30
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answered by Tess 3
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Worshipping anything supernatural is pretty silly.
2007-07-10 11:34:14
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answered by Dendronbat Crocoduck 6
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probably cause that isn't something many of us feel really comfortable with. as long as you are comfortable with it, it's no problem for me. do what you need to do to lead a fulfilled and happy life.
2007-07-10 11:34:22
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answered by yarn whore 5
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Since you're just trolling, I won't bother taking you seriously...I've checked your list of other "important" questions.
2007-07-10 11:38:44
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answered by lookn2cjc 6
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