Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.
When the Mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he
so
much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
the
word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,
a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he
will
have 20/20 vision."
"That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be ****-outta-luck if he
-needed glasses."
2007-07-10 11:25:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one! ☻
thanks for help reaching level 3. I won't abandon you now!
2007-07-10 19:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh, I love it! I always love Little Johnny jokes. Awesome.
2007-07-10 18:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Gulch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a nice joke, but through the whole thing I just felt sorry for the baby. But funny...I think
2007-07-10 18:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by This time.... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 10 and a star roflmao
2007-07-10 18:39:25 · answer #4 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-10 23:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rolling ALL over the floor! OH MY GOSH, LMAO!!!! Hard for me to find jokes I haven't heard! Now a new one! THANKYOU!!! heeheehee
BIG shiny star!!!!
2007-07-10 19:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by chicknamedsam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah star 4 u!
2007-07-10 18:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sure whatever. but I woulnt say its the best. Sorry.
2007-07-10 18:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by міснзιιз☮♡☆ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-07-10 18:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2007-07-10 18:30:03 · answer #10 · answered by I<3ct 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hillarious LOL
2007-07-10 18:28:58 · answer #11 · answered by short4chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋