One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.
Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"
The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"
The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
2007-07-10 11:17:55 · 13 answers · asked by Onomatopoeia 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Satan doesnt stand a chance! at least his sister
raises hell on earth, nagging her husband, more
effective than scaring the hell out of people at
church. hahaha!!!!!
2007-07-10 11:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by GlobeHunter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am going to add :
25 years. Are you going to keep on asking such silly questions?
Satan said O really surprising that am still here, and not escaped.
2007-07-10 19:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by mangaya2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, thank you and it could be adapted to fit any religion (and I am sure I will do just that!)
May it be well with you
2007-07-10 20:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes its top drawer quality..
2007-07-10 18:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who is his sister
2007-07-10 19:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its funny but not ha ha funny.
2007-07-10 18:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by KJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Will defiantly share it.
2007-07-10 18:31:25 · answer #7 · answered by LuvinLos 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THE FUNNIEST I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!
ha ha ha ha!
he he he he!!
hu hu hu hu!!!
Oh God!! I can't stop laughing!!!
2007-07-10 18:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Freeman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2007-07-10 18:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by Sagittarius4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So has this joke
2007-07-10 18:23:27 · answer #10 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋