A guy goes to the vet carrying his favorite dog who's been killed by a lorry. The vet takes one look at the dog and says " sorry mate, your dog's dead"
The guy demands a second opinion. So the vet opens a small cage in the corner of the surgery and lifts out a ginger cat. He places the cat next to the dead dog, the cat walks up and down and sniffs the body, looks up at the vet and shakes its head. "See" says the vet, "even my cat thinks your dog is dead"
Fighting back the tears, the guy asks for one last opinion. The vet whistles nd in comes a Labrador dog. The labrador puts it's paws up on the table, sniffs the dead dog, looks up at the vet, shakes its head and gives a little wimper. The vet says "Sorry, even my faithful old labrador can tell your dog is dead"
The guy realises that there's no hope asks for the bill. He reads it and exclaims "850 pounds! 850 quid just to tell me my dog's dead! daylight robbery" the vet says i'm sorry sir but a cat scan and a lab report isnt chea
2007-07-10 10:45:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaaa nice one honey
2007-07-10 10:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, really fed up with this one now. I posted it quite a while ago & several others have done the same since: dogs replacing ducks, replacing all sorts of other creatures & every which way round to tell it.....
Still, have a star for what you thought was originality.
2007-07-10 11:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny! Kudos!
2007-07-10 11:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha That Is Ace....... Keep Up The Good Work !
2007-07-10 10:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats one of my favourites have a star..
2007-07-10 10:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute.
2007-07-10 17:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one have a star
2007-07-10 10:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I like it. So sad that the dog died though. :-\
2007-07-10 10:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by redgrl322 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-07-10 11:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear
2007-07-10 10:53:07 · answer #10 · answered by wee_reenie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋