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A policeman finishes his shift one night and goes home to his wife. "You won't believe what happened tonight" he says, "in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it"

"What happened?" asks his wife.

"I spotted these two guys in the street" says the cop, "one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks"

"Oh my" says his wife, "so what did you do?"

"Oh that was easy. I charged one and let the other off"

2007-07-10 10:39:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

lol comedian of the year award

2007-07-10 10:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by ytuty t 2 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-10 16:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

:-0 hahahahahahahahahaha very funny!!!
would like to give you a star but i've reached my limit for today so consider you have a star from me, thanks for the laugh lol

2007-07-10 10:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0 0

sometimes the old ones are the best

2007-07-10 11:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha the old ones are the best

2007-07-10 11:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Old but always FUNNY..

2007-07-10 10:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 0

hahahahhahheheheh

2007-07-10 10:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0 0

it was funny

2007-07-10 10:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0 0

good "star"

2007-07-10 10:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0 0

lol that's pretty good :-)

2007-07-10 10:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by Tyler 1 · 0 0

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