A policeman finishes his shift one night and goes home to his wife. "You won't believe what happened tonight" he says, "in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it"
"What happened?" asks his wife.
"I spotted these two guys in the street" says the cop, "one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks"
"Oh my" says his wife, "so what did you do?"
"Oh that was easy. I charged one and let the other off"
2007-07-10
10:39:54
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