Ma says, " You don't have a birth certificate. How are you
gonna prove your age?"
"Now don't you worry, Ma," says Pa, and he leaves for town.
Old Pa returns home a few hours later and reports that he'll be getting
the first check in about three weeks.
"So, how'd ya prove your age?" asks Ma.
"Easy," says Pa, smiling. "I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed 'em all
the gray hairs on my chest."
"Well, while you were at it," scolds Ma, "why didn't you drop your pants
and apply for disability?"
2007-07-10 10:35:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke 10
2007-07-10 10:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so fecking beautiful. If you were a woman, I'd . . . . . . by the way, did you know you can type "*****" now? That is so cool. It almost makes me like Yahoo a little bit. Almost. And please understand, I am by no means chatting but indirectly still responding to your most clever and romantic poem. It just so happened that while I was reading your poetic query, the erstwhile censored word "*****" came to mind. And it's so nice Yahooey will let me type this quaint alternate appellation for a feline. But can I type the short name for a wild burro? You know, a donkey? A horse's hind? The bouncy part on a babe's booty? Can I? Huh? Can I type that? Can I type ***? No, dammit, still no-go. Just wanted you to know I had my one and only barf bag ready at my side but didn't use it. Which is a good thing because, as you know, your last sojourn into moosh land triggered a global barf-a-thon, and said bags have been in short supply ever since. It's nice to know I still have one. A barf bag, that is. You never know when I might need it.
2016-05-18 22:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-10 16:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha funnt u get a star 4 that
2007-07-11 09:57:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad sad sad bad bad bad
2007-07-10 10:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha good to see an original joke . cheers
2007-07-10 10:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something to look forward to. Lol.
2007-07-10 10:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by Vulture38 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaa. lol thats soo funny.
2007-07-10 10:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's to funny.
2007-07-10 10:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by mrjts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good x
2007-07-10 10:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by Redz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋