How To Tell If Your Viagra Is Working
At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sitdown at a meeting, the table floats.
Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.
When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "the tripod."
You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.
Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.
Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial.
Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc... lets you go to the front of the line...
Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.
You always lose limbo contests.
Lewinsky wants you to be president someday.
You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.
You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan
2007-07-10 09:59:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Be careful not to get the viagra stuck in your throat - you'll get a stiff neck!!
2007-07-10 10:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Rhino 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-10 16:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hope he dont fall over it,oowwoohoo big trouble.good one keep them coming honey.
2007-07-10 10:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very B-l-o-o-d-y funny. lol
2007-07-10 10:38:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that is pretty funny
2007-07-10 10:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you shoud,nt be able to fall out of bed....
2007-07-10 10:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny..
2007-07-10 10:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice:)
2007-07-10 13:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh...kay....uh.....i'll giv u a star... ;-).............lol
2007-07-10 10:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by Tara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if your **** is happy.
2007-07-10 10:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋