Religion is like a ball.... (finish the sentance)?

Question

Just for you first poster:

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fu ck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my *** from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Dead!
Otter: Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT

Answer 1

.... everybody dresses up funny, drink wine, and dance badly.

Answer 2

....rolling around with no purpose. Why post a question about religion, then toss in a long conversation with Bluto about the wonders of annihilating a good part of the human race...with the nuclear bomb, no less?

I guess the victims of the first atomic bombs dropped in Japan have died by now, or at least, most of them. There were horrible burns, people turned to a crisp, women, men and children, all jumping into water for relief only to find the water was boiling with rage.

We also learned that the radiation in the atmosphere did more damage than the actual bombs. Even Einstein warned against the consequences, yet we still build nuclear weapons, call them "Divine," and send them off in the name of God, as though God would ever approve of such behavior!

The ball you mention is the Earth itself, our globe, warmed by Our Star. We inhabit it, but with our own foolishness, we may destroy ourselves and leave our ball...our Earth...uninhabitable, and the nuclear debris is just one way we may encourage our own destruction.

Answer 3

game between believers and non-believers that keeps on going into extra innings. There are no winners & no losers, it is a perpetually tied game, or one team may score a run, but is immediately matched in the bottom part of the inning, and the game is never called on account of darkness, or delayed because of rain.

Answer 4

... the harder you throw it at the floor, the higher it bounces in the air." Unless, of course, if it's a bowling ball then we'd amend that to be. ..."the bigger the dent it makes"

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 5

Bluto, go back to college and learn how to spell!
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Answer 6

MY religion is like a ball, no matter how it's caught the side facing me says, "Love all unconditionally".

Blessed Be

Answer 7

Germany didn't bomb Pearl Harbor, you intoxicated nut. Japan did.

Answer 8

Religion is like a ball.... Naaaaaaaaaaaaa

Answer 9

Of play dought(BIG BALL) roll it around enough eventually people will stick to it.

Answer 10

1. .. peen hammer you whack people over the head with.
2. ... and chain your parents gave you.
3. ...thrown by intellectual eunuchs
4 .. that ..hey! the damned dog just ran off with it!
. ...

Answer 11

that can't be seen unless you have faith. But having faith doesn't mean the ball really exists though. It just exists only for you.