Fish
2007-07-10 09:47:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant. Thanks! :-)
2007-07-10 09:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2007-07-10 16:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Hey! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
2007-07-10 16:51:10 · answer #3 · answered by red_eye_chimera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42
2007-07-10 16:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by pabloshong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. The lightbulb has to have a subconscious that wants change.
2007-07-10 16:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by Cal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7 surrealist to ***** at 1 person to change it
2007-07-10 16:50:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong! You couldn't be more wrong.
The lightbulb is an aardvark, and it doens't even need changing. I just changed his diaper a little while ago.
2007-07-10 16:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Diddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the lightbulb really change, or has it just moved on to bigger and better things.
2007-07-10 16:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by cujo711 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 to infinity
2007-07-10 16:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by blush3110 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One to watch it melt
Another to superimpose it on a gentleman's head
And a third to write the manifesto.
2007-07-10 16:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by scottr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Five !!!
One is climbing up the table,
reaches for the light,
the other guys take the table
and ...
"On my command : One Two Three — Turn !!!"
And so on...
Aaron.
2007-07-10 16:59:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋