shed on fire. What would you do??
2007-07-10 09:21:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Racheille please lighten up, you can see that everyone else saw the humour in it. Its just fun thats all..
2007-07-11 04:11:33 · update #1
Wake up suddenly!!!,
sweating profusely!!!
2007-07-10 09:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think Dave hit the nail on the head when he said he was carrying the table down the street. I'd pick that table up and crash through the door of the shed!
BUT...... If my hands were free to do this, then there's NO way on God's green earth this dude would've been able to put a nail in my tallywhacker without me puttin' up a good fight!!
2007-07-10 10:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Sacrificial 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Use the blunt knife to pry at the nail enough so I can pull it out with my hand.
2007-07-10 09:28:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grab A hammer, pull up the nail, and run like heck
2007-07-10 09:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by Alexi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This will probably get me a violation notice, but I would have erotic thoughts and with my rising ardour the nail would simply rise to the occasion and I would walk out the door and leg it as fast as I could to A&E
2007-07-10 10:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by Mars 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
use the knife to pick the nail out my pecker then run lol...
2007-07-10 09:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by karen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it would be the only time you'd see a skinny white *** running down the street with a table between me legs, chasing the b*****d with a blunt knife....lol.....
2007-07-10 09:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Reach for the pry bar. I don't have a pecker.
2007-07-10 09:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by Emmah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
slit his throat with the blunt knife before he ran out
2007-07-10 09:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by tlillywhite 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
use the knife to leaver the nail. better a nail hole than cut it off
2007-07-10 09:26:07 · answer #10 · answered by L 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chop my "pecker" off and slowly roast it on the open fire
What a question!!
2007-07-10 09:25:20 · answer #11 · answered by SARAH D 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋