Who Has The Toughest Men? Army, Marine, or Navy? This is Funny?

Question

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were
discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright,
I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over
here!"
The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"
The general says, "See that man over there? Kill him!"
Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The general says, "See? That man has balls!"
The marine general says, That's nothing. Private, get over here!"
The marine private reports, "Yes, sir?"
The marine general says, "See that man over there? Kill him and
then kill yourself."
Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows
away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.
The marine general says, "See? Now that man has balls!"
The admiral says, "That's nothing."

He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off
that tower!"
The seaman answers, "Excuse me, sir?"
The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"
The seaman replies, "**** you, sir!"
The admiral says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains
too!"

Answer 1

I totally agree with the admiral. "A man who has balls should have brains too!"

Answer 2

Well, the Marines are some badass fighters, and there's no question that they'll be in every major battle. However, being a soldier, I'm partial to the Army. You could consider Ranger training and go to 75th Regiment. You could become an 18 series Special Forces soldier, or you could do what I did and become a 37F PSYOP soldier. We work behind enemy lines and often with SF, using words, propaganda, and other methods to persuade, change and influence. Both the Marines and Army can definitely offer you a chance to go into battle, and both are a good choice. The benefit of the Army is that it is the largest branch of the military, with more station choices, faster promotion, and often larger budgets. I knew a lot of former Marines who traded blue for green for those reasons. That said, I think saying "I'm a Marine" gets you more women...maybe:-)

Answer 3

US Navy by far has the toughest men in the world, called the "SEALS". Trust me, you never want to make a seal mad at you. He can kill you or disfigure you with just his thumb. Believe it or not.

Answer 4

Ha ha ha.....That's a good one my friend. Overall, it's not about who's courageous, it's about what you can do and what you can't. For this, the Navy wins.

Cheers :)

Answer 5

Oh I like that one! Go Navy!

Answer 6

That was great. Worthy of a star.

Answer 7

my friends mom is the toughest man u will ever meet! oops i mean woman hahahahahahahahahahah!

Answer 8

* Haha LoOoL good 1 *

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

that is a good one