Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says,
"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table,
run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause**
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ...........
Is this 486-5731?"
2007-07-10 08:55:19 · 19 answers · asked by Karez121 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but messed up
2007-07-10 08:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by ms_sexy_thang05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think of all of us do! My 19 month previous son demands the two my husband or I whilst he gets up in the morning, because of the fact he knows to not get off the mattress formerly we come. it is quite extremely lovable, no count number how plenty we don't decide for to arise. "Mommy!" Or "Daddy!" it is magnificent the situations that he demands Daddy, however, and that i'm getting to stay in mattress for some greater minutes! I discern, sometime, i could not be the 1st guy or woman he demands, and he will initiate gravitating faraway from me. So i will delight in it.
2016-09-29 11:20:08 · answer #2 · answered by threat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-07-10 08:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by the answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke...sounds like something a Republican senator might be involved in. Did you hear about the young lady who moved to Venice, Italy to be a street walker.................and drowned !
2007-07-10 09:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg that is so funny:) Hehe cute i needed a good laugh..
2007-07-10 08:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh noooo.
2007-07-10 09:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by shinkickertx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, gotta have that one! Have a star as payment!
2007-07-10 08:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Hahahahahaha Nice joke lol got an other *
2007-07-10 09:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-10 09:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by just a guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD...but always funny :-)
2007-07-10 09:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by britrob20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋