If you use predictive text when you type a message on your mobile, then give this a go. Try typing 'Smirnoff' (as in the vodka) and see what comes up first. It's quite funny I thought.
:)
2007-07-10 08:55:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was pretty cool. I found it completely by accident.
I had another one this morning which wasn't quite so good but it made me giggle. I tried to write 'I ate my pear' (don't ask me why) but it came out 'I ate my rear'!! Ew!
2007-07-10 09:03:06 · update #1
Predictive text incident:
The woman I just started dating has a son the same age as my daughter. Since they went to the same school I sent my daughter a message asking if she knew him. She responded "Don't think so, why?"
I sent back "because I'm dating his mother." Unfortunately I didn't proof read it before hitting send.
Predictive text changed "dating" to "eating"
2007-07-10 10:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Chewie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its basic question No: of girls = 7 No of Legs (women) = 7x2 = 14 No: of Cat in each and every Bag = 2 ( a million vast Cat + a million Little ) No: of Legs of a Cat = 4 No: of Legs of two Cats = 8 No: of Legs in 7 luggage = 8 x 7 = fifty six total No: of Legs in Bus = total No: of woman's legs + total No: of Legs in 7 luggage = 14 + fifty six = 70 If there's a driving force = 70+2 = seventy two Legs
2016-10-01 07:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is for 18+ only but my girlfriend bought me a dog 2 years ago for my Bday because, while texting and drunk on few occasions, i asked for 'PUPPY'.
Type that in!
The S is on the same key as the P if you still dont get it. I'll leave it for you to work out.
I now call her puppy, my girlfriend that is, in front of everyone and without knowing my little secret they all think it is quite sweet!
2007-07-10 09:04:53 · answer #3 · answered by rob e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't push her first off....let her go gradually to make her mind up.. in my opinion I don't try to get others to b .. I let them come to me with intrest...if u pressure her she may lean away from it...if she has showed u intrest lead her to a Sistar in ur lodge http://www.minglefox.com
2014-06-13 20:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-07-10 09:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by the answerer 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how true, drink enuf of it and it'll soon kill ya off!!!!!! lol
Rob I don't get ur puppy unless you been askin ur lass to get the sussy's on for ya!!!!!lol
2007-07-10 09:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll stop drinking the stuff straight away ; ) xx
2007-07-10 08:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Crusha03 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aha, some people,just don't have a sence of humour........it was funny.......hahaha!
2007-07-10 09:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer it does well done
lol
there ave to be loads more like that ?
2007-07-10 09:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by xx glad to be ere xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats cool! u would be 'poisoned' if u drank enuf of it!
2007-07-10 09:01:36 · answer #10 · answered by Crissie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋