2007-07-10 08:54:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2007-07-10 08:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by Doug C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The real question is How would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And the answer is:
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck wood the way a woodchuck could chuck wood, but if a woodchuck would chuck wood the way that a woodchuck would chuck, would the woodchuck chuck wood the way a woodchuck could chuck wood?
PS: This only makes sense to a person would enough sense, but if a person had enough sense (or as a matter-of-fact, any sense at all) they wouldn't be here trying to figure out how a woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck would chuck wood. of course, if i had any 'cents', i would be at the mall (or theatre) with my friends. but from my answer, you can probably tell that i have neither sense nor cents.
2007-07-10 09:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-07-10 10:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-07-10 08:58:21 · answer #4 · answered by blhockeyman99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-07-10 08:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-07-10 08:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the woodchucker , mate
my woodchucker , barney can chuck 3 tons in a year.
2007-07-10 08:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I watched a woodchuck try to chuck wood... and he sucked at it big time. But if he could, probably about as much as Susie selling seashells at the seashore....
2007-07-10 08:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck "could" chuck wood, then i guess, 50 lbs.
2007-07-10 08:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wood chucks don't chuck wood so the answer would be
NONE!
2007-07-10 08:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋