I just invented it and need to get the cash flow going.
2007-07-10 07:04:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Kill a few people and then threaten the rest and tell them ,if they dont follow you the same will happen to them
2007-07-10 07:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you could start by incorporating a symbol. Say, like the virgin mary...only in today's society's standards. Use me, and charge all the "parishioners" money to get a glimpse of the great bosom of Double D. Tell them that as long as they are staring at MY breasts, they are not going to hell. Tell them that I will go to hell FOR them (the devil wants to see my breasts too).
Then just line them up, watch them pay and you'll have all the money in the world for whatever religion it is you're starting. BTW...I hope there's wine serving involved with the ceremony. Everybody gives more money when they're a little tipsy.
2007-07-12 13:48:44 · answer #2 · answered by DoubleD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stayed tuned on R&S. You'll get all kinds of pointers on how to ram your religion down peoples throat from some of the masters. You'll learn such things as putting down the beliefs of others, preaching, and when all else fails threatning people with Hell. All in this one easy area.;)
2007-07-10 14:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by PaganPixiePrincessVT 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Proclaim yourself the next messiah. Attract people to your location by creating an oil stain that looks like the virgin mary on your driveway. Auction the section of concrete off on e-bay. You're on your way!
2007-07-10 14:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by atheist jesus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Say if you don't believe me, the [insert your upper power here] will kill you/burn you/give you nipple torture.
2. Write a book about it.
3. Teach little children about it, since they are easily influenced.
4. Make an all-out assault bashing another religion at an attempt to get more followers.
5. Join forces with McDonald's.
2007-07-10 14:10:28 · answer #5 · answered by Gurgler Jim 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Most people always seem to miss the point that religion, it isn't a matter of what religion is right, it should be about which one is right for you. That is all that really matters.
Blessed Be )O(
2007-07-10 14:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make a bible, shove it down people's throats, and incriminate them for not believing what you believe. If you encounter one who does not believe simply repeat one of these phrases:
"I'm trying to spread love and enlightenment,"
"It's in my bible to tell everyone about it,"
"You're foolish and wrong,"
"You're only using it as an excuse to not believe in God,"
2007-07-10 14:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Alley S. 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTCp0T5ocy8
Then after many years, more and more people will start believing.
It might not make you money, but definitely your great, great, grandchildren.
2007-07-10 14:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Bradley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't. Too bad, dude.
Best grow up and get a job like a mature adult.
2007-07-10 14:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
same way every religion tries - violence!
**ducks for cover**
2007-07-10 14:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋