A man was having his first solo parachute jump.
Halfway down he pulls the rip-cord. Nothing happens and he becomes frantic.
Surprisingly there's a bloke coming up to meet him.
"Do you know anything about parachutes mate?"
"Sorry mate no.........Do you know anything about gas cookers?"
2007-07-10 03:29:19 · 8 answers · asked by GenetteS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old one but good to hear it again.
2007-07-10 04:20:03 · answer #1 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha not bad 9/10
2007-07-10 03:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before but I do like it
2007-07-10 04:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel so sorry for both, nice joke, lol.
2007-07-10 03:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Balsam 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great Joke, I give it 8.5.
2007-07-10 03:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by Brer Buffalo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one :)
2007-07-10 03:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. hilarious
2007-07-10 03:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by Kesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it ?! :(
2007-07-10 04:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋