I have dated a girl now for about 4 months. We live at our own places and haven't moved in yet. We keep some clothes at eachother's place & a few essentials. I kept finding alot of my clothes in the wash basket but i couldn't remember wearing them or they had been put away in the wrong place.
I left her alone for an hour while i went out to get some take out and when I cam hme she had dressed herself in my boxer shorts and socks, she had my work shirt on with no bra and bizarrely a carrot between her legs. she was stomping around and swearing about football and workers from Poland taking her job. She was totally embarassed when i came into the bedroom and we haven't spoken about it since.
I can't figure her out as to why she did this and the whole experience has put me right off carrots.
2007-07-10 02:06:29 · 55 answers · asked by Joe 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dat's hilarious..........thank u....x x x
2007-07-10 02:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend, your lady just Loves you so much she has your clothes on when you are not around and longs so much for your bit, she compensates with a carrot!
No dont dump her, she sounds like she has had some really bad past experiences and is now trying to get over them, you need to help her through this okay, do you want to do that ? If there are no other problems with your relationship, then by all means do talk to her about how she feels about you and try to get to know more of her past, but I bet I am right with my "assessment" Good luck.
2007-07-10 02:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by Latin Techie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Sounds like she either harbours dreams of becoming an actress, or of becoming a man, or both. I think you should ask her about it, just say, you know the other day when I came in and you had the carrot between your legs, what was that all about? See what she has to say, it migt not be that bad at all, and then you can kiss and make up. If it turns out she's a total loon you might want to reevaluate your relationship and see whether you can handle that sort of behaviour.
2007-07-10 02:15:32 · answer #3 · answered by Katrina W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god, I'm sorry if you're serious, but, you're not serious! Right? This is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Do you think she regularly dresses and acts like a man, with a carrot for a willy? Babe, I totally say dump the freak! Run, run far and fast and don't look back!! I totally cannot believe you caught someone like this, please IM me or E-mail me and tell me all about it, every little detail.
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!
xxxxxxx
2007-07-10 02:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um wow this is a new one...All I can say is that this is all up to you, because I truly dont know where the whole carrot football and polish come into play. This one is bizzare beyond reason and something not alot of people I believe would be used to. This one's on you buddy.
2007-07-10 02:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by animalsoldier1986 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you swear about football and outsourcing when you're around her? If you don't, get away as quickly as you can. If you do act this way, you should talk to her about what's going on. If she's having transgender issues, which is what this sounds like to me, you should decide whether to break up with her/him from there. If she's a transvestite, you need to decide whether that's something you can live with, but maybe she has her own wardrobe for her games.
2007-07-10 02:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by Beth Rorie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa. i had to re-read that to make sure i wasn't missing something. in a way, it's kind of funny (sorry!). seriously, i would bring it up and ask her what the heck was going through her head. do you want to continue dating this person with this in the back of yours? if you just can't look at her the same then do it, dump her. it might just save you some misery in the future. good luck!
2007-07-10 02:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by dairy queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I was so laughing when reading about this. Yeah, it must have been mortified!!! and Err... I kind of understand your point of view.
Maybe she was trying to be you? Maybe she wonders what it feels like to be a man?
I think, you were right not to ask her about it straight away, but it's probably time to have a chat about it; See what is really going on in her mind.
Don't go throwing accusations around, but do really try and listen. It was embarassing enough.
You may end up laughing about it both of you.
Good luck!xxx
2007-07-10 02:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by Kc 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think she takes you for the Polish people whom she hates. You still can have that relationship with her but the two of you need to talk over it if you want to have a meaningful relationship ending in marriage. The last thing you need is a cuckoo for a wife.
2007-07-10 02:11:40 · answer #9 · answered by Saidon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you being serious...
If you are, you have got one wierd girlfriend there, but surely she was just having laugh...
although the carrot thing is a bit worrying!!!!
Talk to her about it, you never know she could be purely having a funny five minutes and thought she would have a laugh, if i did that and my husband walked in i would be embarassed, wouldnt you if you were wearing her clothes, you need to talk!!!!
2007-07-10 02:14:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...Me and Jenny were like peas and carrots....
Hmm. I couldn't stop myself quoting Gump here, but hey if your girl is a transvestite, what can I say?
I would really avoid the salad if I were you. Better keep away from sausages too. Why not give her a few of your old boxers and shirts so she can indulge her fantasies? Its kind of cute?
2007-07-10 02:13:32 · answer #11 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋