Drunk guy at a bar.
There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer, the bartender politely told him that he was too drunk to be served another drink. The man leaves. He walks in the side door and asks the bartender for a beer. A little frustrated, the bartender repeats the answer he said before. The man leaves. He then comes in the other side door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender is annoyed, and tells the man he is too drunk and to get a ride home and leave his bar. He leaves. He then comes in the BACK door, comes the the bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him. "I told you already, you are way to drunk, you can not have another beer Get out of my bar" Disgruntled, the man looks at the bartender and asks, "Man, how many bars do you work at?"
2007-07-10 01:31:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha funny!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-10 01:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was once a blond who went to a electronics store to buy a TV. She flagged a salesperson and said "I'd like to buy this TV." The salesperson replied " I'm sorry ma'am store policy is that we don't sell to blonds." This infuriated the blond but the price of the TV was so cheap that she felt she had to buy it at that store. On the way home she bought some hair dye and make up which she rarely wore and disguised herself as a brunette and returned to the store. She immediately ran into the salesmen that had "helped" her before and again asked to purchase the TV. The salesmen said "I told you ma'am we don't sell to blonds at this store." Frustrated but also confused the woman was forced to ask how on earth he knew she was in reality a blond. To this the salesmen explained "This TV you are so interested in, well its a microwave."
2007-07-10 01:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by temerson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the micra wave one too.
2007-07-10 02:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by thomas m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny. I kow ppl like that:)
2007-07-10 02:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that i have heard but its still good for those who haven't
2007-07-10 01:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually, pretty funny, i no the feelin tho
2007-07-10 01:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-07-10 01:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by Kathleen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one - is that a true story?
2007-07-10 01:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by jellybean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fuunnyy
2007-07-10 08:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by pretty_npink@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before!
2007-07-10 02:09:56 · answer #10 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke
2007-07-10 01:47:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋