A blonde was driving home when a guy pulled her over. The guy says, “Get out of the car and stand in this circle or something awful is going to happen to you.”
So, while the blonde is standing in the circle the guy is going through her car and transporting it to his car. Then the blonde started laughing hysterically. The guy asks, "Why are you laughing? The blonde ignores him and he says, “Whatever…” and continues to rob her car.
The blonde starts laughing again. "Why R U laughing again!" She again ignores him. Then just as the guy is about to drive away, the blonde starts laughing a third time
"Ok… that’s it… What’s your problem,” the guy shouts???
"Well, the blonde says, “When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times!
2007-07-10 01:19:23 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well l liked it clammy
2007-07-10 01:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 10:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a blond joke!
7/10
2007-07-10 01:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny. I don't really like the whole labeling blonde people as stupid thing though.
2007-07-10 01:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to use the term 'blonde', or 'irishman' or whatever, because 'really stupid idiotic person' doesn't quite have the same ring to it...
:)
2007-07-10 01:34:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it hundreds of times, otherwise, still kinda funny
2007-07-10 01:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Twilight <33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Witty.
2007-07-10 04:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-07-10 01:26:31 · answer #8 · answered by thenextarmani@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but I've heard it too many times
2007-07-10 07:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I've heard of this one. Lame-funny.
2007-07-10 01:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by dani-ro 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋