DEAR DIARY:
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.
2007-07-09 21:04:07 · 9 answers · asked by angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's just a joke, no offence to blondes.
2007-07-09 21:11:17 · update #1
llol now thats some funny stuff and if the blondes are getting offended its only cause they have done some of the things in that diary. lol j/k if they cant take a joke to bad for them.
2007-07-09 21:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's funny. Why are blondes angry at you for the blonde joke. When I hear a funny brunette joke I'll be to laugh and then spread the word. But still haven't heard one.
2007-07-09 21:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by bekapv_219 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aight!
2007-07-09 21:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats what you call funny..
2007-07-09 22:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WAHAHAHA that's funny! serve without dressing....ha!
2007-07-09 21:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor Tom! LOL! DE
2016-05-22 03:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this laugh my head out :D
have a *
2007-07-09 21:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by =stellaR= 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb as hell, that is all i have to say
2007-07-09 21:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by joker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-09 21:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Meow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋