Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
2007-07-09 20:15:00 · 9 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, well its good, but keep on looking honey
and when you get the guy, ask if he has a brother ; )
2007-07-09 20:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, this is a "woman's" poem...and a very good description of "me", according to my wife of 27 years :) Be good, be patient, be selective...there are plenty more guys as good or better than me out there. And by the way, the "only" proper answer to your question is "it looks perfect to me, sweetie"
2007-07-09 20:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man's abiding happiness is not in getting anything
but in giving himself up to what is greater than himself,
to ideas which are larger than his individual life!!
2007-07-09 20:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic poem !!! I hope your prayer comes true
(for all of us, lol)
2007-07-09 20:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by shandi232000 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your a bigot and a sexist. you pig!!! "I pray he's gainfully employed" What kind of crap to say is that!. Im thoroughly offended.
2007-07-09 20:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
hahhaha... haven't u ever heard a man's poem??
2007-07-09 20:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by highlyjobless 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i got my perfect man :}
2007-07-09 20:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Nícolette 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey...did nyone call my name???
2007-07-09 20:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by razmatttaz... 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*lol*
2007-07-09 21:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by Tawariel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋