If the benefit of talking to plants is the CO2 they get, has anyone heard of any studies to test if farting on plants will also make them grow better?
2007-07-09 19:41:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Botany
That's a valid SCIENTIFIC QUESTION if you can define the specific composition of "farting" which is usually thought to be methane. In science, we need to be precise in defining what we mean--just as you've pointed out that "talking" is another way of saying "providing plants with CO2," your question might be rephrased as to what extent plants can metabolize CO2 from methane. This may require some sophisticated apparatus for working with gases and measuring metabolism in plants! This question might even have some environmental significance!
2007-07-09 21:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apply for a grant, and stock up on pinto beans. Your research may one day inspire a true, made-for-TV movie on the Hallmark Channel!
"How Fondest Farts Saved the Forest" with Patrick Duffy and Lindsey Lohan......
2007-07-10 02:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOHH Panchooo
OOOOHHH Ciiiscoo
CO2 has no odor. This is not true for methane.
Maybe if you light the farts you can procue CO2 with the flame.
2007-07-10 02:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Stand-up philosopher. It's good to be the King 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you could try it...but if it works and people ask how you get your plants so healthy, dont say you farted on em.
2007-07-10 02:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think farting is better. plants get not only co2 but other essential gases like nitrogen. it's good for them, it's good for you. go for it man, fart, fart fart.
2007-07-10 02:45:37 · answer #5 · answered by phantomraider101 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But that's methane as opposed to Carbon Dioxide.
2007-07-10 02:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by jimstock60 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the gas leaving your *** is not co2...
2007-07-10 02:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but pooping on them might help because its fertilizer
2007-07-10 02:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by anastasia b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but i think you should try
2007-07-10 02:44:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, maybe you should start.
2007-07-10 02:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by imbored311 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋