A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"
2007-07-09 17:37:23 · 13 answers · asked by Elizabeth 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Man !
2007-07-09 17:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by PAK ASIANS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the funniest 'ever' but I'll tell you the best I've heard of recent - A man walks into a pub and sits down. The barman asks if he would like a drink, he thanks him and asks for a beer. They talk, and joke and once the man has finished his drink the barman requests his money. The man, however, refuses. He replies 'I came into this bar, and you offered me a drink Now, you mentioned nothing about money. If you were to walk into a bar and get offered a drink, would you expect to have to pay afterwards? Look, I'm a lawyer. You can take this further, but I can tell you this for free - you don't have a leg to stand on.' The barman, apoplectic, demands the man leave and never come back. The man does so. A week later, the same man returns to the bar. The barman immediately demands he leave once again, yelling the odds at him and rambling about how he had conned him out of his money. However, the man looks baffled. 'I don't know what you're talking about. I have never been here before in my life.' At first, the barman refuses to believe it, but eventually he does and looks a little embarrassed. 'Oh. Well then..I am sorry. You must have a double.' 'Thanks'. replied the man, 'I'll have a whisky'.
2016-05-22 01:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouths of babes!
2007-07-09 18:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovved It! MOst excellent!
2007-07-09 17:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, my fave too, the innocence of kids.
2007-07-09 17:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha aw how cute.
2007-07-09 17:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Lala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one
2007-07-09 17:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by tendertrex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made us laugh!!
2007-07-09 19:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by hunter621 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahah! rofl
2007-07-09 17:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luv it...its sooo cute
2007-07-09 17:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by NikNat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋