Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
2007-07-09 17:30:21 · 10 answers · asked by PEGGY S 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY FUNNY!! Thanx for the laugh!!! I like the 1st on the best! These are the kind you retell to other people!!!
2007-07-09 19:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Peggy is it true? Or you created it? Wife blame husband, Husband blame wife ,wife end up with second opinion ,did she found the answer? Anyway I have a good laugh. My last laugh was 10 years old.
2007-07-10 04:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by hwa g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You lovely jokes. Well written out to read..Great Job.
2007-07-09 17:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nahsty.
2007-07-09 17:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by Master Anarchy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were cute. good for you. ill give you a star for that. Keep it up!
2007-07-09 17:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha awesome!!! deserve more than 1 star!!
2007-07-09 17:34:05 · answer #6 · answered by enchantress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the funniest!
Thanks for the laugh!@
2007-07-09 17:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by HARMONYâ?«~â?«~â?«~* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-09 17:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-07-09 17:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by k.t.e. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-09 17:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by tendertrex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋