One dark night A cop flashes his lights at a guy in a pickup truck who is speeding. Instead of pulling over, the guy speeds up.
So the cop puts on the siren. And the guy speeds up.
Finally, the cop get son the speaker and orders him to pull over. So he complies.
The cop walks up tot the truck, handcuffs the guy, throws him in th backseat, searches the truck and finds nothing.
Pulling the guy out, He gives him a breathalyzer, and He ahsn't been drinking.
So He runs His license, name ,and social...and the guy is totally cean.
Finally the cop asks him "WHY did You run from me like that?"
The guy answers "My last girlfriend took off with a cop, and I thought you were trying to give Her back!"
2007-07-09 17:28:00 · 6 answers · asked by Capt Crasher 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A classic oldie!! Love it!
2007-07-09 17:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that. and how many more times are you going to post something? GO TO BED!
2007-07-10 00:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur a sick bastard lol dont worry in the best possible way
2007-07-10 00:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by tino g 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was funny.
2007-07-10 00:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by Nai Baybee. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that was heca most funny!@
2007-07-10 00:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by HARMONYâ?«~â?«~â?«~* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah!
2007-07-10 00:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋