and He asks You "Have you been drinking? Your eyes look glazed."
Should You answer with "Have You been eating donuts? Your lips look glazed."
Or "No ossifer, but would You like a swig?" (and then offer him you flask)...
2007-07-09 17:21:39 · 10 answers · asked by Capt Crasher 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaa, pretty funny stuff.
Years ago, when I was young and dumb, I got pulled over, and the cop asked me "You got any I.D.?". I said, "Idee about what?"
This dumb country boy's first ticket.
2007-07-09 17:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Sacrificial 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would answer " No ossifer, I'm not under the incafluence
of howlcohol I have a song to prove it... Starkle Starkle little twink, who the hell you are you think"
2007-07-09 17:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by untchble 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"That happens everytime I watch Bukake "
1. the word bukake is funny as it involves sex and has a had k sound. Hard k is funny
2. Like blumpkin, admitting you know what bukake is, is somewhat embarassing. Embarassed cops are funny.
3. The donut joke is old, beyond trite. Better to imply cops have a love for unnatural plunger acts or beating Rodney King.
2007-07-09 17:29:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He! Maybe I will try that, but they only ask for my slicenced and gestriation. But I will be sure to ask that question... and make sure to leave my bail money in a jar on the fridge. Ha! He.
2007-07-09 17:25:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you were doing research and need'd to make absolute certain that there is no possible way one can get away with drinking and driving.. Then say "GOOD JOB OFFICER!"
2007-07-09 17:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
id say the donut one definately!
2007-07-09 17:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would be like "No ossifer am not under the influence am above it ...is there a problem..."...pretty sure those r convnicing words....
2007-07-09 17:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by ɱýšƗȉɋǔȇ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ive never been pulled over and i dont drink and drive :) but this was funny :)
2007-07-09 17:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Neither b/c either way your going to get a ticket and a fine.
2007-07-09 17:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by Wendie 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol
2007-07-09 17:37:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋