Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
2007-07-09 17:10:23 · 11 answers · asked by angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's cute... my grampa loves to tell me that joke (i hear it alot he forgets he has told me before)
2007-07-09 17:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Classic!
Very funny!
:-D
2007-07-10 00:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i love that joke. it totally has special meaning for me.. my dad is a pastor and has told it from the pulpit several times!! he is the kind of cheesie jokes!! it totally reminds me of him <3
2007-07-10 00:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by of 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I laughed. My wife laughed. Even my dog laughed.
2007-07-10 00:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by Yahoo! Avatar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was pretty good. Do you want to hear a fast joke, here is the next one.
2007-07-10 00:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by mago_gus 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-07-10 00:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like it. Made me laugh! :D Star for you!!!
2007-07-10 00:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by [ღ] Rashelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is RACIST against native americans
2007-07-10 00:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i didn't think it was very funny. oh well.
2007-07-10 00:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol!
2007-07-10 00:39:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋