A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled".
2007-07-09 17:09:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
That's terrible! I mean great! Whatever, I'm ROFLMAO!
2007-07-09 17:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats kinda stupid its not like a crack up joke its just like a hahahaha joke
2007-07-09 17:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh, good one
2007-07-09 18:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by GiGiL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, you bet its funny!
2007-07-09 17:11:38 · answer #4 · answered by poignantt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i didn't think it was very funny. oh well.
2007-07-09 17:16:39 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-09 17:40:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really, didn't amuse me !!!
2007-07-09 19:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by Gringa_uno 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah not so much...
2007-07-09 17:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by always wonderin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋