A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, here put these on.
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
I can't wear your trousers, she said
Thats right, said the husband and don't you ever forget it. i'm the man who wears the pants in this family.
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, try these on.
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee caps.
Hell, he said, I can't get into your panties.
she replied, thats right.... and thats the way it will stay if your attitude doesn't change.
2007-07-09 16:58:40 · 11 answers · asked by kayla B 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi there Kayla, There are so many naff jokes on Q&A...it was great to see a good one for a change. I even copied and pasted it to my jokes folder. Thanks for that, it made me smile! :o)
2007-07-09 17:40:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw the title and thought you were referring to the show "Who's the Boss," which definitely doesn't belong in the jokes and riddles section.
2007-07-10 00:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by The Devil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao love the joke!!!! I pretty sure she is the boss. which is worse not getting to make a decision or no sex. lol
2007-07-10 00:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by abbysangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about time you said something half descent 5/10
2007-07-10 00:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some guys gotta learn the hard way.... (sigh)
2007-07-10 00:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Sacrificial 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To understand every thing testing is not necessary. --Her message
2007-07-10 01:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by a.kolathil 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-10 05:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was about to say the lady was going to fit on them but then on they honeymoon and wat is a burly
2007-07-10 00:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kind of joke!!
2007-07-10 01:12:28 · answer #9 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah,good.
2007-07-10 01:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋