Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went
downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes
and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about
20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he
wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. It's important to my health.
2007-07-09 16:45:44 · 7 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star that one--just because I hate Hillary, and like your sense of humor!!
2007-07-09 18:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only problem with this is, with the new Homeland Security laws, you might end up in Guantanamo. ; )
2007-07-09 16:52:44 · answer #2 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's good that you're putting a little more fun into your life, don't get me wrong... but i don't think harrasing police officers is the right way to do it
2007-07-09 16:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha. lol. bery funny. sweet revenge if u kno who the car belongs to.
2007-07-09 16:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by jewel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha that's a good one!@
2007-07-09 16:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by â?¥Yummy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha awesome
2007-07-09 17:39:26 · answer #6 · answered by bluwoofer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
: ) Your a naughty retiree.
2007-07-09 16:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sunset 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋