John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding
anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.
2007-07-09 15:39:37 · 13 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why do divorce's cost so much?
because they're worth it.
2007-07-09 16:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 15:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very funny star for ya!
2007-07-09 23:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by KittyKat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, liked it a lot
2007-07-09 20:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Cool joke. I really enjoyed it.
2007-07-09 15:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by white tiger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but it wasn't that funny but i still gave you a star
2007-07-10 03:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by lil_missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-09 15:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOOO THE LEAST FUNNY ONE IVE HEARD ALL NIGHT BOO BOO BOO
2007-07-09 15:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha pretty funny!
2007-07-09 16:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by kayla B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahahah, good one!
2007-07-09 15:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋