a boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner.
after dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes,
leaving him with the father and the dog duke, who was sitting underneath the
boy's chair. unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. he
stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"duke!" the dad yelled.
"this is great!" the boy thought. "he thinks the dog is farting!" so he let
out another one.
"duke!" the father barked. the boy thought he was home free so he let
everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"duke! get out of there before the boy s**** on you!"
2007-07-09 15:28:02 · 12 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHAHA HA!
ROFLMAO!
THAT was funny!
2007-07-09 16:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 22:36:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL poor duke. geez the father was mean
2007-07-09 22:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!! Thats a mean Father. lol
2007-07-09 22:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i havent heard it before its funny
2007-07-09 22:39:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool hey
2007-07-10 05:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..I didn't see it coming!!
2007-07-11 22:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by grifnuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
2007-07-09 22:38:18 · answer #8 · answered by Heather B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2007-07-09 22:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick .. but funny LOL
2007-07-10 05:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by Chips 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋