A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
2007-07-09 14:49:20 · 5 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You should put more up here its so funny
2007-07-09 14:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by sallybinkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 15:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
2007-07-09 15:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol i like that funny
2007-07-09 15:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by kessin72 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA AH AH AH AHA HA HA A HA HA H AH AHA
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! not........:<
2007-07-12 04:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by N H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋