Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse."
Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw says, "Yes, there is...Put your head down in the hole."
Paw says "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!"
Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!"
So wearily, and to avoid further debate, Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and then hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole."
Paw goes to lift up his head and then starts hollerin', "OWW! OWW! MAW! MAW!...my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"
"YEAH, PAW...AGGRAVATIN', AIN'T IT?!" Maw hollered back.
2007-07-09 14:45:23 · 14 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not too bad...
Here's one in return:
Did you hear about the new up-scale out-houses for the modern Hillbillies? It's the new "two-seater".
2007-07-17 14:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same worst thing, that can happen in the house. Huge, flaming, screaming, meteor completely made of plutonium dipped in essence of all political speech ever made, hitting the earth. Compared to that, there is very small amount of even worse options. If one is in the outhouse, the outhouse turning AROUND is not a good thing. However if it turns around because of huge...etc meteor ...etc hitting the earth, it is even worse ;)
2016-05-22 00:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 14:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's funny in a nasty way!
2007-07-09 14:53:01 · answer #4 · answered by Heather B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that so disgusting. But it freaking hilarious. I promise to pass this joke along. I love it.
2007-07-09 14:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by bekapv_219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww! Hahaha
2007-07-09 14:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
red neck jokes
2007-07-17 02:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must have a nice big bush
2007-07-09 14:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by KJ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i agree with everone else, gross but funny lol :]
2007-07-17 04:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by miggy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny.
2007-07-17 09:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋