Tell me who you think would win between these TV celebrities. Give a short reason after each choice. Be civilized & respectful. To even be considered for Best Answer, you have to answer all items, and give a short reason for all choices. In other words, Earn Your Points.
Here are the rules/
These are street fights.
No weapons!
No gloves.
No holds barred.
No home court advantage.
The fight is over when the other fighter is knocked out, or says "I give" (or tries to say it).
1. David Letterman vs. Jay Leno
2. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Donald Trump (real life feud!)
3. Chris Tucker vs. Jackie Chan
4. Adam Sandler vs. Angelina Jolie (haha!)
5. Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise
2007-07-09 14:22:24 · 7 answers · asked by Sacrificial 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Other - Television
Attaboy Brian. Those are the kinda answers we like to see!
2007-07-09 14:35:50 · update #1
David Letterman would have the latent rage over being passed over by Johnny Carson, but Jay Leno's chin and annoying voice would carry him to victory.
Rosie O'Donnell. You really think the Donald has a shot against her? She could just sit on him and make him tap out.
Come on, man. What is Chris Tucker going to do? Bore Jackie Chan into submission with his stale humor?
Angelina Jolie is hardcore! She would pound Happy Gillmore!
Draw. They'd stop fighting and start sharing baby pictures.
2007-07-09 14:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. David Letterman
2. Donald Trump
3. Jackie Chan
4. Adam Sandler
5. Brad Pitt
2007-07-09 14:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Andi T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah old chap, that newspaper you've been reading is rather behind the times. Young chaps these days duel with knives in the street apparently. Though I gather they do not have the suave elegance of knights in past times, but rather lunge forward clumsily in the local newsagents, generally mortally wounding an innocent bystander. I wholeheartedly agree that today's youth is a far cry from their heroic forefathers who conquered the world teaching the natives to drink tea and procreate in the missionary position. This should be remedied by having our young boys sent to Iraq, Afganistan or Libya in order to teach the men there how to queue in an orderly manner, shave correctly and twirl their moustaches and to dress their women-folk in something more fetching than a dark sheet. I'm sure this will go down well with everyone.
2016-05-22 00:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by theresa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Leno is stronger physically than Letterman
2.This would be a draw, I think. I'd make popcorn and pay to watch that match!
3.Jackie Chan, cuz for real he is black belt, Chris is nada!
4.Adam winner, Jolie too weak. A strong wind would blow her skinny a*ss over!
5.Brad wins. He is bigger, badder and has more charisma. He would beat Cruise just with looks alone! ha ha.
2007-07-10 06:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by BoosGrammy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jay leno because he is bigger and looks stronger and would crush letterman.
rosie because she would fight really dirty and could just sit on donald and crush him
jackie chan because well chris tucker cant fight for crap and jackie is like black belt and then some
Jolie because i mean look at her she was tomb raider and also mrs. smith, and i think adam sandler would enjoy getting tossed around by her.
Brad Pitt because well tom cruise is a psycotic loser and couldnt fight. and brad pitt has experience being mr. smith so it has to go to brad pitt.
2007-07-09 14:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leno's Street. He fought Hulk HOgan
Rosie would fight very dirty and win.
Jackie Chan would beat the living crap out of Tucker
Sandler would have Jolies shirt over her head hockey style
Brad Pitt. Didn't you watch Snatch.
2007-07-09 14:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
david
Rosie
Jackie
Angelina
Tom
2007-07-09 14:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋