One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, “What are them cows up to honey?” The husband, a bit flustered, answers, “Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!” She replies, “Oh, I see!” After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, “What are them horses doing honey?” The husband answers again, “Them horses, they're roping!” She replies, “Oh, I see.“
Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's member. “Oh my!” she cries. “What is that?” Well darling” he says, “that's ma'rope!” She slides her hands down further and gasps, “Oh my goodness! What are those?” she asks.
“Honey, those're my knots!” he answers. Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, “Stop honey, wait a minute!” Her husband, panting a little, asks: “What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?” “No,” the bride replies, “undo them damn knots. I need more rope.”
2007-07-09 14:12:06 · 17 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha,ha!, funny u should definately get a star!
2007-07-16 19:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgirl1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!
2007-07-17 13:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by The only good blu is a dead blu! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 21:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Still laghing.
2007-07-09 21:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by billy brite 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's devastatingly FUNNY!..
2007-07-17 19:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-07-16 16:25:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i love it
that gets a star
2007-07-16 12:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star worthy
2007-07-17 00:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by Rayah N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that kinda made my day. NOT. but good joke anyways.
2007-07-17 16:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Mars 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny.
2007-07-17 20:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by Eugene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋