Young lad starts work in a shop that sells everything. The old boy who's been there for years says "watch me with the customers son and I'll show you how the jobs done" So in walks a guy and asks for a packet of grass seeds, "certainly sir" says the old boy "and can I interest you in a lawnmower?" "why'd I want a lawnmower" says customer "well sir you obviously going to want to cut the grass once it grows and keep it looking nice". "your rite" says cust,omer, so he ends up with a large sale. "There you go lad, thats how it's done, now you serve the next customer" Few minutes later a Lady walks in "can I help you madam " says young lad "yes please I'd like a pkt of tampax please" replies the lady, "no problem madam" says young lad placing a box in a paper bag "now could I interest you in a lawnmower at all" old boy looks confused and lady says "why would I want a lawnmower?" "Well" says lad "your weekends obviously F***** up, so you might as well cut the grass".
2007-07-09 13:11:24 · 22 answers · asked by medusa1 .•*´`*♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uh oh, lad there isn't doing too well...
2007-07-09 13:16:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really really tried not to hit that "Answer" button ... but couldn't stop myself! What a future that young lad has in sales! LMAO
2007-07-09 22:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by Lou C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good lateral thinking on the young boys part!!
2007-07-13 06:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by grifnuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is definitely a 10/10!
Both my husband and I had a real good laugh at that one!
Here have a star! *
2007-07-15 03:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 13:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very tru but doubt he got the sale should have offerd up sum paint
2007-07-09 13:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by Jay Argentina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job she was not buying a ' Lady Shave' !
2007-07-17 13:05:15 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i got a lol out of it and you got a 10!
2007-07-09 13:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lad is going to go far with that kind of thinking..........
2007-07-16 05:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fine one.
2007-07-13 04:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋