A wood chuck would chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood but a wood chuck can't chuck wood so a wood chuck won't chuck wood.
Here's one for you. Read CAREFULLY, then practice saying it fast. People will be impressed.
Hi! I'm a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant!
Enjoy. Oh, and don't mess up or you'll get in trouble.
2007-07-09 12:50:37
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answer #1
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answered by Yup Yup Yuppers 7
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Who says the wood chuck would chuck wood if he could chuck wood?
I'l bet the wood chuck couldn't even give a Fu** about chucking wood.
2007-07-09 19:43:05
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answered by Insane 5
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-07-09 19:41:19
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous61245 3
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HAHAHAHA
He would chuck what a wood chuck would
If a wood chuck
Would chuck
Wood.....
HAHAHAHAH
2007-07-09 19:37:17
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answered by THE SINGER 7
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ok accually its how much wood could chuck norriss chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood.... and damn, can he chuck wood!
2007-07-09 19:53:35
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answered by jessie v 2
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all i can get from that is chuck chuck wood....wood chuck chuck...chuck chuck wood....wood chuck chuck.....no matter how many times i read this...chuck chuck wood wood chuck chuck.....
2007-07-09 19:38:11
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answered by soundfamiliar 4
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"A buck a chuck," the old duck clucked.
How bad would a pink skink stink? If a pink skink stunk?
2007-07-09 19:37:23
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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10 lbs of it!
2007-07-09 19:40:17
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answered by Sxoxo 5
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two 2x4's and hour.and thats with one bad tooth.
2007-07-10 20:46:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Great.
2007-07-09 19:42:44
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answered by midnightblue 2
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