avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to he car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: " 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
2007-07-09 12:29:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
i likes..star...!
2007-07-09 12:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Three rabbits were playing dares. One said to the others, "If you stand still in the middle of the road lane, the cars will go over you and you will be safe underneath."
The first rabbit tried it. He stood still as the car went over him, and he was safe underneath.
The second rabbit tried it. He stood still, and again the car passed over him and he was quite safe.
The third rabbit tried it. He stood perfectly still as the car approached, but.....SPLAT!
The first rabbit said to the second, "You don't see many three-wheelers these days."
2007-07-09 12:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by kevyn_uk 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was kinda weird kinda funny
:) i wasn't expecting the ending
where did u find that joke anyway?
2007-07-09 12:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
see if he could hit the deer on the other side he needed meat at home
2007-07-09 14:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by traylorrandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 13:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
was the rabbits name "rock and roll"
like in the soad song kill rock and roll
2007-07-09 12:38:46 · answer #6 · answered by lonedesertfox 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good
2007-07-09 13:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by m_ee_sa 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-07-09 12:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Daniel F 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it
2007-07-09 13:20:19 · answer #9 · answered by alexus c 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny made me smile Thanks X Cindy
2007-07-09 12:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋