You wont let your wife go to the cinema because the laundry room failed inspection
You have a fence set up around your house that even Rambo wouldn’t want to mess with
Lights out is at 2200hrs every night
Your kids must perform 10 pushups before entering the dining room
Your wife’s favorite lipstick color is khaki
Your kids wear a beret when they go out and play
You cut the lawn in a pair of jungle boots
Your dogs name is Ranger
Your nicest set of clothes is your uniform
You think waking up at 7am is sleeping in
You’ve ever worn camouflage gear to a wedding
You refer to sex with your wife as being 'on maneuvers’
You spend your spare time polishing your boots
Your family thinks there’s nothing wrong when you disappear for a month
All your friends are in the army, too
2007-07-09 12:08:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i come from a military family .. and that's so true lol
2007-07-09 12:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by //\\FAME//\\ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Your favorite pass time is jungle warfare
2007-07-09 12:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by BONE° 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol, I chuckled once, but I had to force myself to.
2007-07-09 12:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pretty cool man.
2007-07-09 12:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
you take your rifle to bed with you
2007-07-09 12:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by volleyball55morrow 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yaaawwwwnnnnn....eeehhhh.... (sorry too long)
2007-07-09 12:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
is this a question
2007-07-09 12:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by justin2474(maggot 4 life) 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋