Today's reading is from the Book of Government Life, Chapter 1, verses 1-15.
1. In the beginning was the Plan.
2. And then came the Assumptions.
3. And the Assumptions were without form.
4. And the Plan was without Substance.
5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of s∙∙t and it stinks!"
7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a
crock of s∙∙t and we cannot live with the smell."
8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a
container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
11. And the directors went to the Secretary, saying unto him, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
12. And the Secretary went to the President, saying unto him,
"It has very powerful effects."
13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
14. And the Plan became Policy.
15. And that is how s∙∙t happens.
2007-07-09 11:24:11 · 13 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my stars you went there.
peace out.
2007-07-17 04:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sebestian R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Have a star!
2007-07-09 11:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your arrow hit the heart of the subject.
2007-07-17 09:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it must be taken straight off our work place have a star
2007-07-15 21:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by Donela P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
have a star
2007-07-16 05:18:50 · answer #5 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-07-17 09:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree hole heartedly, asthats where it came from
2007-07-16 02:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by dereckdsouza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-07-17 02:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh .so that is how you explain some people.
2007-07-17 09:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by Mars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny, but very true... ~star.
2007-07-16 04:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋