blind kids on a day trip. On the way home he needs to stop for a tacho break and pulls into the car park of a country pub. He tells the adult carer of the kids he has to take a break and he'll be a half hour. No problem says the carer, we'll have a game of football. The bus drive looks quizically at him until he pulls out of his bag a football with a bell in it. The driver goes for his break and the kids get started. About 20mins into his break a man runs into the pub shouting who's in charge of those blind kids outside?? Me says the driver, what's up they're only havin a game of football! I don't know about football but they're kickin the **** out of the morris dancers
2007-07-09 11:09:11 · 13 answers · asked by theunknownstuntman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
About time they got whats coming to them! lol morris dancers, dam A holes.
2007-07-09 11:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morris dancing is a traditional form of English dancing going back over 500 years. Dancers wear colourful costumes with bells sown into them and wave sticks and coloured hankerchieves.
I don't blame the blind guys.
2007-07-09 12:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by kevyn_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye the secret handshake is to wreck the gear stick, pull away at bus stops fast enough to shake old ladies about - and of course to pull out straight into traffic. What they do at their secret gatherings I don't want to know. Unfortunately, as I've been on plenty of buses making an utterly pointless detour through a depot (oh aye..).. I've been privy to it. Suffice to say, I'm off the bus.
2016-05-21 22:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, just post what a Morris Dancer is
2007-07-09 11:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I do get the joke. However, what exactly are the morris dancers...
2007-07-09 11:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who are the morris dancers? funny though.
2007-07-09 12:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by carlos b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-09 15:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely... have a star you star!
(I have several blind family members who will LOVE this one!)
2007-07-09 11:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's good ha ha
2007-07-09 12:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent ha ha ha have a star
2007-07-09 12:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋