2007-07-09 10:51:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You haven't met my ex-boyfriend.....
2007-07-09 10:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Balaam says, "I caught a monkey and locked it in a cage, but it won't turn into a person. Does this disprove evolution?"
Dang straight it disproves evolution, but now Alabama wants its governor back!
2007-07-09 11:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by Yank 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i assume in case you prefer to take a superbly stable working monkey and turn it right into a lazy slob who sleeps until 3:00 known, gets up, farts, eats, and smokes a joint you'll be able to desire to coach evolution like that yet then why might you prefer to. that's the only evolution i comprehend something approximately. people used to have confidence in some thing different than prompt gratification and knew a thank you to handle one yet another. Now look. Evolution is extra approximately ideas-set than something.
2016-12-10 07:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by lacue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I was right all along! You have disproved the theory of evolution, which states that species adapt over millions of years! I salute you, Donkey! You are by far the most intelligent Creation scientist I have ever met. Keep up the good work!
2007-07-09 15:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by eV 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is not how evolution works oh the wisest of all *sses....
What you need to do is lock a Christian up in a nice clean room, and read some regular books to it. You'll see, a real human being will emerge from within it in a matter of a few short months.
2007-07-09 11:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give the monkey some tools and let him build his own cage: then you'll prove evolution.
2007-07-09 12:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by ObscureB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did this monkey say to you while in the cage? How was he dressed? I mean, was it business casual or jeans? Thirstly, was the monkey allowed bathroom breaks?
2007-07-09 11:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As solly said, 2 monkeys minimum, opposite sex, VERY large cage, then a few hundred thousand years, I'll put the kettle on . . .
2007-07-09 10:58:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need another monkey, and a bigger cage. Get back later on the progress - I'll wait.
2007-07-09 10:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, not quite but keep something else in the cage long enough and you may observe or disprove rapture.
2007-07-09 10:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh and guess what else. If you left him in there for millions of years he would just be a decompossed dead monkey. Through natural selection of course.
2007-07-09 10:56:29 · answer #11 · answered by F'sho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋