2007-07-09 10:25:57 · 11 answers · asked by sally 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Megan says:
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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2007-07-09 10:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►Megan◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to show the possum that it could be done
why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
why did the chicken cross the road?
to see a man laying bricks
book titles:
how to disappear by peter out
how to get taller by stan dupp
how to get small by neil down
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
it was stapled to the first monkey
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
monkey see monkey do
why did the koala fall out of the tree?
it was hit by a fridge
what's brown and sticky?
a stick
why did the plane crash?
the pilot was a piece of toast
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
don't cry it's only a joke
knock knock
who's there
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in
knock knock
who's there?
little old lady
little old lady who?
i never knew you could yodel
knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
who's there?
what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk
hope you enjoy!
xx
2007-07-13 11:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kinda long but good!..
A married couple were having there 50th anniversary. It was a big celebration since the couple was the happiest couple ever. A news reporter asked the man, " How are you two so happily married after all these years?" The man said," I remember it to this day, it was from our honey moon. Me and my wife were at the grand canyon. we were riding the mules down into the canyon. When her mule almost fell over. My wife whispered in the mules ear,"that's once." We continued for a lil longer then it happened again. She then whispered again," that's twice" A bit later, again the same thing.She wispered," thats 3 times" She pulled out a gun and shot it in the head!!! I was very upset and started to yell at her," what the hell was that for you stupid b@*#^! She looked at me and said," Thats once." We have been happy since!!! lol
2007-07-09 17:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by TURTLE LOVER 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here you go:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-07-09 17:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, s h i t!''
In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''
2007-07-09 17:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by Country Sweetheart 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
An FBI investigation
So I call the FBI headquarters.
I say,"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."The next day, FBI agents descend on my neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at my neighbors and leave.
I call my neighbors house and say,"Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?"
"Yep."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
2007-07-09 17:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist
:oD
2007-07-09 17:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by l z 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well id tell this dirty one but nah!
Do you know the head nurse one?
2007-07-09 17:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dyllan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road, kicked in the dirt, and crossed the road again?
a dirty double crosser
lol!!
2007-07-09 17:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jules or Juliet 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
kinda lame. but made me laugh.
What did the girl melon say to the boy melon?
we're too young we cant elope
(cantalope.)
2007-07-09 17:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by daboaters 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋